Sunday, November 29, 2009

Dear Waistline...

Dear waistline,

So very nice to see you again! For how long do you intend to visit with us this time?

I am glad you've decided not to stay away for good - I miss you when you're away!

Waistline, tell me; you didn't happen to see a nice holiday spot for the old lady Mrs. Hips and her twins belly and butt while you were away, did you? I feel they have long overstayed their welcome and could do well given the opportunity for a change of scenery.

Still. I guess they pay their way, so they can stay for now...but their days, I feel, are numbered.

Must dash, my dear friend. I have a pot of tea brewing and a slice of cake waiting for me on the veranda. Do feel free to join us...

Please make yourself at home, and stay as long as you like.

You're so very welcome here,

Sincerely,

B.

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